Dad - "I have driving you to college, it's so far" Child - "I'm sorry Dad. It's really only 30 miles away if there was a road going straight to school" Dad - "You should have taken my advice and gone to Hogwarts for a year and gotten your flying license. Then you could've used a broomstick to get to college." Child - "...What?" Dad - "...Filthy mudblood" Child - "DAD!"
This is a repost from George Takei's Facebook feed and I take no credit for it's content.
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